Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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