whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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