She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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