yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Couch. On fire.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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