we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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