I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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