I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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