Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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