Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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