Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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