For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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