saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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