its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Your penis caused this!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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