why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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