She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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