Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
tell me about the fingering
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