I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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