There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
honey bunches of taint.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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