the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
