What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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