I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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