yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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