I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just gift wrapped bread.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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