But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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