So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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