and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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