Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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