I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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