chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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