I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
