I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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