It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
tell me about the fingering
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