I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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