shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
do nipples grow back?
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