There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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