the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
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Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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