Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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