Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize