You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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