I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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