nut hugger
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
