Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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