Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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