Bisexual people are plain selfish.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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