Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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