I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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