i just wanna soil my oats bro
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
