we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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