yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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