I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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