Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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I have fence marks all over my body
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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