normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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