I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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